Today, I woke up to the anecdotes of a girl in my room talking about how she found a tick in her bed. A frickin’ tick! What’s worse is that this isn’t the first time I’ve heard these sorts of tales around here. A guy that was in my last room kept going on and on [...]
Not Again
So, just when I thought I had a handle on things, more ish hits the fan. Isn’t it lovely. I just recently heard in a movie, “If you want to hear God laugh, tell him what you have planned.” I have grown to know that this statement couldn’t be anymore true. Almost all the “plans” [...]
The Snorin’est Room Ever
Is it rude to secretly wish someone would stop breathing while sleeping? If so, then I must be the rudest. Because last night I slept in the same room as a hibernating Bear, a fire-breathing Dragon, and a Beast that dwells within the depths of the underworld. Nooooo really. I actually wasn’t even supposed to be [...]
